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Welcome to the Bigfoot Licked my Ass.Gov Gaming Group Website!

Chances are, if you're here, you're a member of BFLMADG gaming. If not, well, have fun browsing -- shit is probably going to get weird.

Started as a conspiracy-theory and supernatural/cryptid sighting forum referenced in a World of Darkness game, Bigfoot Licked My Ass.Gov has became the defacto name for our gaming group because all of us are trolls and it drives one of our STs up the fucking wall... so of course, it had to stick.

We run a variety of different games and have a plethora of characters. Probably way too fucking many characters.

Anyway, this site exists a silly place to share things about our characters, games and homebrew shit (kind of just in case something ever happens to discord or google docs) Enjoy reading our complete fucking bullshist and insanity lmao.

Note: Many of the "links" are fake. Have fun figuring out which ones are real (all of the links in the navbar at the top of the site are, notably, real).

CITIZENS OF SANTA MARTA REPORT SIGHTINGS OF A GIANT MONITOR LIZARD IN THE 7/11 ON MONTERO BOULEVARD IN THE BRAM PARK NEIGHBORHOOD!

Strange Happenings in Arkham Massachussets; Mass Hypnosis Perpetrated by possible Government Agent at Local Denny's!

Massacre at goth club in Havenwood, PA: an interview with Lydia Brighton, eye witness

Why Everything You Know About the Occult is Wrong: An article by guest columnist, Dorian Keye

Locals report that individual known colloquially as "Son of Batboy" spotted at Santa Marta Taco Bell for the 4th time this month! Is this creature truly the son of Batboy? Or is this evidence of government experimentation creating a race of human-sized, hyper-intelligent naked mole rats, reliant on Baja Blast for survival? Bigfootlickedmyass.gov Forum user, 'Artisanal-Hacking' reports on this phenomenon!

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