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the Bigfoot Licked my Ass.Gov Gaming Group
are, if you're here, you're a member of BFLMADG
gaming. If not, well, have fun browsing -- shit
is probably going to get weird.
as a conspiracy-theory and supernatural/cryptid
sighting forum referenced in a World of Darkness
game, Bigfoot Licked My Ass.Gov has became the
defacto name for our gaming group because all of
us are trolls and it drives one of our STs up the
fucking wall... so of course, it had to stick.
run a variety of different games and have a
plethora of characters. Probably way too fucking
this site exists a silly place to share things
about our characters, games and homebrew shit
(kind of just in case something ever happens to
discord or google docs) Enjoy reading our
complete fucking bullshist and insanity lmao.
Many of the "links" are fake. Have fun
figuring out which ones are real (all of the
links in the navbar at the top of the site are,
CITIZENS OF SANTA MARTA
REPORT SIGHTINGS OF A GIANT MONITOR LIZARD IN THE
7/11 ON MONTERO BOULEVARD IN THE BRAM PARK
Strange Happenings in
Arkham Massachussets; Mass Hypnosis Perpetrated
by possible Government Agent at Local Denny's!
Massacre at goth club in
Havenwood, PA: an interview with Lydia Brighton,
Why Everything You Know
About the Occult is Wrong: An article by guest
columnist, Dorian Keye
Locals report that
individual known colloquially as "Son of
Batboy" spotted at Santa Marta Taco Bell for
the 4th time this month! Is this creature truly
the son of Batboy? Or is this evidence of
government experimentation creating a race of
human-sized, hyper-intelligent naked mole rats,
reliant on Baja Blast for survival?
Bigfootlickedmyass.gov Forum user,
'Artisanal-Hacking' reports on this phenomenon!
"I don't know what to
think about it." - Canaanimal
exactly what I thought it would look like"
- Fyre Kou
"I can't believe I
got anime rick rolled by bigfoot licked my ass
dot gov" - Anonymous